[Landing with a loud thud after having jumped to take a better view of this strange place from the sky, here's someone some of you might recognize. He's looking confused, not only because of the strange beverage that suddenly appeared in his hand, but also because the last thing he remembers is losing consciousness in terrible pain, after drinking some kind of narcotic.]
[And now he woke up in this... place a while ago, so he is guessing he's either a) dead (and if that's the case it would have been the most stupid way of dying ever) or b)...]
... hallucinating. It must be a really strong narcotic.