N-no. Of course not. I'm married. And despite her being very prickly and not my choice, I actually have come to like my wife very much. [puffs up again and speaks a little louder.] And I'm a king. [so for some reason, that settles the matter]
[and you can ignore that he's turning pink up to his ears (please and thank you) and folding his arms because HMPH YOU WILL NOT TEMPT ME!!]