[Now, Seishirou wouldn't be a good Madam Red substitute, but man, imagine Grell and Seishirou's mother.]
[Urgh, there he goes, being weird and gross. No helping it with him, is it?]
If you would please settle for not insinuating things that aren't even physically possible, that would be quite enough.
[No need to trouble himself with reminders, please and thank you. Besides, for better or worse, there only part of all that babbling Sebastian doesn't recognise from before is the "ship" part. Sebastian doesn't take his eyes off Grell, but he's considering that scythe. (Is it still lodged in the ground or is Grell wielding it? If the former, then Sebastian is now physically closer to it than Grell is.) Say that he manages to get a hold of it before Grell has a chance to react… Can anyone but a Grim Reaper use a death scythe? Perhaps this is as good as any time to find out.]