[.......................... oh god are you wibbling oh god are you going to cry please don't cry he isn't good at handling crying people.]
Um, I'm... going to guess you didn't know about that part. Which is a good part, I mean, I'm like, 90% sure you look like that because that was good news. Was it good news? [He probably shouldn't go ahead and tell you about the whole slavery-is-illegal-now thing. You might actually die.]