Yep, here I am. [Sebastian gets a flat look in return, as Stiles stares at him. With the dragon still hanging in the air, even though the friend comment gets him to react in outrage.]
Uh, friend? More like a tiny menace that won't leave me alone. [SEBASTIAN, THIS IS NOT A FRIEND. Not that you'd probably know friendship even if it hit you in the face and danced with Dobby's sock on its head wait no this isn't Harry Potter.]