[Or not. Sorry Sebastian, Stiles will believe you're cool when the world ends, or Hell freezes over. Ha ha.
He can do nothing but watch in silence, the urge to facepalm or laugh or cry or everything at once overruled by the way he's mostly shocked into watching this tragicomedy unfolding before his eyes... until the tiger seems to get over its similar state of shock and actually get rid of the idiot petting its head.
Huh. Very effective. Stiles gives that attack 10 out of 10 points.]
Dude, are you a complete moron? That's a tiger, who will kill you in, like, 0.2 seconds! [He doesn't sound too sad about the fact, though-- except after Sebastian, he's next, and that's the part that worries him.]