[But it's so boring... You just lie there and do nothing. He tried it once for a couple of hours like a hundred years ago and almost melted into the mattress out of sheer boredom. Not to be dramatic or anything.]
To put it mildly. Tarrying here has been a learning experience to say the least. The tolerance for such uniqueness is interesting, although all things considered perhaps not surprising. [Tell him how people here at large react to the vampirism, won't she?]