[Such distraction, much convince. He just smiles, though, and obediently goes along with the change of subject.]
It's been quite precisely a month, unless I'm mistaken. [As if.] As for the matter of your belongings... while there have been some changes in regards to living arrangements in your absence, I know for a fact that your hotel room remains intact, provided that hasn't changed in the hours since I left the hotel.
[H-he's not a creeper, really. He just works in the hotel reception.]