[Someday he will find someone who appreciates his hilarious Dad Jokes /misunderstood comedic genius forever
And he only mass murders on command these days. That doesn't count, right?]
It is a very queer thought that it should be something more than simply a fairytale concept, but then again, considering the things love sometimes proves capable of accomplishing... [maybe it's not that much of a stretch. He hardly sees such things happen often given his, uh, profession, but you know.]
It truly would be fascinating to witness, should the block on magic be lifted again. [for science.]