You... have just been awarded the honor of becoming the very first member of the Modernity and Popular Culture for Everyone Club! [... he pauses, scratching his chin.] Modernity for Everyone Club? Modern Everyone Club?
[Hnnnnngh he can't decide.] Okay, right, so I'm not too clear on the name yet, but anyway, you'll be our Marketing Executive!
[Stiles delivers these joyoys news by slapping Haru on the back. Repeatedly. Giving him a thumbs up with the hand that isn't trying to slam a hole in his back.]