Begone, foul beast! Before you take even one step closer, know that I am a master fencer... and a monster slayer like every other person around here! Believe me, you do not wish to try me!
[Sadly, the monster doesn't listen to this warning, and after slowly advancing a few steps, it lunges at Tulio... who gives a very manly, whimpering cry before booking it as fast as he can in the other direction, the monster close at his heels.]
And just why can't there be any kind of consistency in what animals are sentient in this place?!