[Talking to oneself is absolutely normal what are you talking about]
[Holds up jar proudly] It fills with those strange pointed balls when you're kind to cats! I normally wouldn't give Dinah my breakfast but this morning, you see, her eyes were so very pleading - and when I stepped outside there were even more of these dears looking so hungry, and I had been saving for a new dress but... [gestures at cats] This seemed rather more important somehow!