[While standing in a daze of pure bliss brought on by all the cute shit ever, an Usyagi has bounced up and handed him an invitation to the beach. Still a little out of it, Kanji peers down at the paper in his hand, filled with hearts and frills and bubble letters until he sees what it says. And looks around at all the shops nearby with summer sales, proclaiming beach wear and swim suits all the rage.
And dread, cold and fierce, crawls up his spine.]
Oh hell no! [He throws down the invitation and stomps on it for good measure.] Ted or no Ted, I ain't falling for that shit again! No way! No how! You can't make me!
[Fireworks]
[Okay, so, somehow he's found himself a traditional-looking jinbei for the show. And he looks pretty comfortable, standing there in it as he looks up at all the beautiful lights breaking out over the sky.
And being the country hick that he really is, he's mesmerized. Because, the lights aren't just the normal ones that go off near the Samegawa every year. No, these things are in shapes.]
Dude! Is that a rabbit? And a duck? How the hell do they do that?!