Anonymous would like some temporary castration, please (using a technique like chemical castration or warming). Anonymous will read this no matter who is involved, but might be especially turned on by Kasanoda/Tetsuya or Kyouya/Tamaki - especially if it's the idea of the one on the receiving end of the treatment.
If a certain other Anonymous would not mock this Anonymous for the lack of anonymousness to this request, this Anonymous would appreciate it. ;p