We only lecture you because we aren't allowed to box your damn ears. Well, okay, Myrwin is, but for some reason he seems disinclined. We have no idea why. BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO.
Does Sandro need to burn some cities down? Because he will. Hello, it's in his job description. Paragraph 2, line 4 of Pirate Code states: and then you need to burn some shit down. 4 realz!
Ember would make an awesome mistress. Fluffy, easily distracted and cute. What's not to like? And what would Lord Baratheon say?