Hell, weekend of nothing but studying. Luxe hates you already. So, let's be silly and goofy on AGOS!
MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS HERE
- play prophecy! Drag out your Maggy the Frog costume and creepify some Lannisters. Who do you think will win or die or survive or have lots of sex or get betrayed or stoned to death or eaten by Others?
Rhaeys: Escapes prison, gets it on with Elia before he remembers who she is. Nearly gets stabbed by Jaehaerys when they meet up again. Gets more songs written about him than Robin Hood ever dreamt of. And should seriously consider romancing Lyanora Stark because HEY WE HAVE PICTURES.
Toria: Shags and married Jaehaerys. Possibly in that order.
Tyrith: Betrays everyone but is too sexy for most of us to notice much.
Lily: I'd predict something dire but really she gets to shag James Bond so she can't complain.
Tymor: Tyrith gets real pissy and marries him to Lollys Stokeworth II who is like super rich and maybe a princess of YiTi or something.
Genna: Lives, drives everyone insane and is shuffled off into a political marriage to someone who's horrendously inappropriate or totally unprepared to deal with her Gennaness.
Gwyn: Sorry, bebe. I think you're dead because you're way too Starky.
William: Lives. But isn't happy about it.
Lyanora: Lives. Blames William for it. Rules Winterfell while Will learns the fine art of black eyeliner and sings omgsad songs. Wanders off alone in winter beneath the fading trees and isn't seen again
Hester: Shags Myrwin. Dies. The two events are mostly not related.
Myrwin: Dies at age 60 in a duel. With a bear. There's a ton of raki involved.
Elia: Dies in some horriffic manner but she's not overly miffed about it. Everyone else however gets really pissy. Cause dude, who's going to throw the parties in Sunspear now?
Thomas: Shags Elia. A lot. Probably it will lead to him dying. Like if he shags someone else. Or she thinks he does. Or he has an off night. Possibly Jaehaerys won't be too fussed.
Polonius: Outlives everyone. Retires to the Summer Isles and founds Margaritaville.
Sindra: Gets burned at the stake in the Summer Islands by some course of events no one can sort out. Never actually shags Sandro but gets drunk and the Serpent talks her into shagging a Kingsguard.
Kyra: Has lots of happy killing times. Actually falls in love with her husband and decides to stop killing. Gareth kills her.
Gareth: Feels real bad about that and takes over the Stepstones and/or launches a big ass rebellion.
Oswald: Takes up magic tricks. And then turns into Petyr Baelish 2.
Tristran: Gets to chase Genna around Dorne forevah. Should totally give up and make out with Jonath.
Jonath: Finally gets a vacay. Moves to Margaritaville with Polonius.