Well, it is good to see you are keeping any doubts of your paternity at bay, neice. No one would claim any but a true Martell would manage such outrageous exploits. Although I seriously doubt there's any hope of your brother not having heard about that... and you even managed a bit of piracy as well. It makes an old buccaneer proud.
Have some rum, sweetling. Next time, remember to steal something somewhat more practical than a pleasure barge, though. Say, a warship?