"And I've fought two wars with my bear hands." which wasn't exactly the truth, but it was close enough. Stupid upstart kids, think they're cool with their fancy new technology. "And no, I wouldn't recognize a gundam." he sort of chewed on the word as it came out, "because I don't know what the hell one is." Except the word sounded familiar, and this kid reminded him a lot of that other kid, Duo.
What the hell was with this place and smart ass kids falling from the sky? Why did falling smart ass kids seem to coincide with aggressive not-human women? Jiraiya would have rubbed his temples if he hadn't been busy dealing with his wrist. What the hell was that number anyway!