The... thing... bounding over the field was like nothing Genma had ever seen, and being a shinobi of the leaf, he'd seen some pretty damn wild things in his time. Twenty story tall orange toads that carried kodachi and smoked, for example, and demon foxes even bigger that destroyed whole villages with hardly a flick of one of its nine tails.
It had purple skin, warty and knobbed all over on its crooked goat legs, trailing a tail that looked like a sex toy. Above the waist it was a powder blue, with a long ragged fall of white hair, immense black eyes in a vaguely humanoid face, and bearing huge, ornate, bejeweled antlers. And it was grinning at Genma, with its arms wrapped around his waist and an expression of bliss on its face.
"I uh..." He'd thought about kawarimiing away, but the creature was faster than his jutsu apparently, and it was clinging to him, babbling his name and how thrilled it was to meet him.
"Uh..." Genma looked around helplessly, and was surprised to see that even Luushi-san looked slightly discomfited.