"Being a ninja will do you little good when faced with some heathen 'god's' curse because you touched his precious gold treasure, blah blah blah." Crowley shrugged dismissively. The demon idly wondered if his own inate ability to not be noticed by humanity still existed even if his abilities to miracle himself out of any situation were on the fritz.
Humans had a habit of ignoring anything that didn't make sense but Crowley wasn't sure he wanted to test that theory out, especially considering Hayate was his only ally in this strange little world.