"Why do militarizes DO that? They tell you 'no sex with your team mates' then so many of them make it a pain for the women to get more than superficially involved, and THEN they wrap you up in uniforms. Everyone knows uniforms equal sex. It's something about the buttons, you know that? It's weird. It's very common though. Tailored pants and buttons and crisp..." He stalled, thinking of Genma in a freshly dry cleaned chunnin vest and little else. It took a second, but just as Lorne was going to sputter a response, Raidou was going again. "Apparently my worlds one of the few that's nice and sane about that. Course when you job knocks your life expectancy down to about thirty five, give or take, I guess they don't really care what you stick it in so long as it doesn't raise a fuss after...."
Raidou chewed his lip. "There's paper work if it's serious, and paper work if it isn't. Some people avoid fucking co-workers cause of all the paperwork but it's just as bad for the straights, worse even cause of all the difficultly with paperwork and you'd think they were doing it on purpose but they are ALWAYS bloody after you to breed cause you kno with a date rate in the ranks like Konoha's they don't care who you bang so long as occasionally you manage a few kidlets somehow. S'why the lesbian couples have such an easy time getting kids, there's always some gay guy wanting to produce one kid so that the council will stop sending them polite little notes and requests and dates for prostrate exams and shit like that do you have that in your military? no of course not they don't want you being gay that's ludicrous shouldn't they be more concerned with competence it's not like a gay fighter fights differently, you know-
Raidou's brain realize it hadn't gotten oxygen for a few minutes now and restarted itself by making Raidou turn a little blue for a second and sway, sucking in air like a theater full of rapt movie goes at the big reveal halfway through the third act.
"Anyway, you look like you could use a drink and a suck, in that order. To the fae!"