"I'm an ordained follower of the way of the bean!" Raidou said with utter seriousness. "I'm a killer and a fighter and a cripple and a shinobi and a chef and a lunatic and a human and a male and a queer and a redhead and a veteran of three fucking wars and a lover and a friend to the merpeople and a grifter and a bum and a coward and deadly and a leaf and a liar and a a jounin, special jounin, so I can easily fuck you up, and I really, really don't like people pointing guns at me, so stop it."
He spun the kunai on his fingers. "Oh! And I work here, sometimes."