"No, I would'nt think so," Iruka started, and then Raidou was startin to. Clean up the basement? He picked up the other note on the floor - it was addressed, to Fabulous Waitress.
... That was probably female!Kakashi. Who was very female and as laid back as ever and not here to help calm Raidou down. Terrible luck all around.
"Okay. Um." Right, so Raidou was going to clean the basement and... "If you want I could help?" he offered, dubiously. Some things Raidou took in stride, others made him go delirious. It was giving Iruka whiplash trying to imagine what'd happen next.