Happy Birthday, Kay!

Cause I'm a terrible person and only write terrible fanfiction with terrible plot devices. And I was inspired by the community name.

Please give critique on how I can make this even more embarassing disgusting wonderful for Kay. (I could purple prose it up a lot, I know.)

Please don't hate me Kay. <3
( Lawlz this is so NSFW but why are you looking at a community named kaylovesanal at work for anyway )

Birthdays are srs bznz! Birthdays demand srs D.Gray-man fic.

( No title b/c I suck. )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAY
( Bow chicka wow wow... )

( ...is in poor taste B: )

Kay plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.

Kay doesn't read books. She stares them down until she gets the information he wants.

Kay has slept with the girl/guy in your sex dreams.

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Kay. This amuses Kay because she is bulletproof.

( Kay can kick Chuck Norris' ass and make him cry Chuck tears™. )

( THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M ON A DEADLINE )

Kickass
Amazing
Yummy
Roleplayer
Ossum
Cuddly
Kind, and
Special


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAY!

WE ALL LOVE YOU!

<3
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