Apocalypse Traffic Title: Apocalypse Traffic Author:ladytalon1 Fandom/s: BTVS/The Thirst Pairing: Buffy/Lenny Rating: PG Disclaimer: Not mine, not making any $$ Word Count: 200
“Watch where you’re going,” Buffy ordered as they wove in and out of what she had come to term ‘apocalypse traffic.’
The tires squealed as Lenny slammed on the brakes, wrenching the steering wheel to one side in an attempt to avoid the ten-car pileup that was forming in the left lane. “You wanna drive, go right ahead,” he yelled back, brow furrowed in concentration. “Thought you said humans here was used ta this shit!” They nearly missed getting side-swiped by a semi, but nearly hit another car when the overpass above them started to buckle. Stomping on the accelerator Lenny attempted to drive past before the supports gave out but just as they came close, it collapsed.
Buffy’s fingers curled around the edge of the bucket seat in a white-knuckled grip as a motorcyclist tumbled off the bridge. “Look out!” The falling body hit the windshield and before Lenny could reach out of the window and pull the man off, they both noticed the words “Jesus Saves” emblazoned on the back of his shirt.
Lenny snorted with laughter. “Jesus saves, huh? Not this time.” Glancing over to share the joke, he found the beautiful Slayer glaring at him. “...what?”
Who wants to make me a Buffy/Lenny icon? *makes The Puppy Eyes* Anyone?