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She kissed me. Also I'm not going to feel guilt for that because your sister was hot and convincingly pretending to be into me. Plus she doesn't hate me so I feel like that removes your right to hate me by default.
Nope, it's gone, I'm letting it go.
I'm not going to dignify that because anything that can be implied would also imply it was melting which is basically a metaphor for limpness so it's faulty. Faulty all over.
You make everything sound like you're mocking anyway. I think you actually went to school for that somewhere.
I wouldn't, since you're into cold. It's all hot here.