First Filter
That only really reminds me of the time you kissed my sister. It's actually kind of remarkable I don't still hate you. See why no one likes a trip down memory lane?
Possibly. Missed opportunities can always be revisited.
Too late. Leaves a sticky residue no matter how thorough you are. Besides, there's always popsicle wordplay.
I try to keep an open mind. But it's true. Never waste an opportunity for mockery.