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𝕝𝕖𝕠 𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕔𝕦𝕤 (ticks) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-09-15 02:06:00

Entry tags:

gern blanston, percy de rolo, vax'ildan, vex'ahlia

voice post.
( gern is speaking loudly, shout-talking really, in a lisping irish accent )

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JUST GO TAKING THE UNDEAD TO STRANGE OTHER WORLDS? TWIGGY AND ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK ARE VERY UNSETTLED RIGHT NOW!

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	huntersmark 2016-09-15 02:17 am UTC (link)
	~~this is so karma. i deserve this.~~ Gern. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ticks 2016-09-15 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Vex'ahlia? You're here too then? What a small world. How have you been? Sorry to tell you, but Coral and Stimpy died. There was an incident with a candle. Really tragic. Is Scanlan about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntersmark 2016-09-15 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am. How come you're here and the rest of Vox Machina isn't? I'm so sorry, Gern. I had no idea. He isn't. It's just me, my brother and Percy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ticks 2016-09-15 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	That isn't my fault. How am I supposed to know? It's fine. Friendpets die all the time. It's what they do. And anyway, I made new ones. Oh. That's not so bad. I like Scanlan well enough, but he's very distracting with his cock lightning and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntersmark 2016-09-15 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	I know it's not. I'm just frustrated. Right. Always more where that came from. Yes, yes he is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ticks 2016-09-17 02:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. I'm very sorry then. I know you must miss your friends. Indeed. Never really a dearth of corpses, is there. That was certainly a day. Shame about the broom, but I've been getting by all right. I'm sorry, again, that you had to go through that. I know how upset you were about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntersmark 2016-09-17 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	I do. It's okay, Gern. It's not your fault. Actually I do have something to tell you.. I actually found a flying broom of my own. It's lovely. You should come see it sometime. It's got stirrups and things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ticks 2016-09-17 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	You're right. It isn't. Thank you, Vex. You did? Well that's fantastic. A little surprising, considering there aren't many magical flying brooms lying about. But good for you. And it has stirrups? Not that's clever. I'd love to see it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huntersmark 2016-09-17 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome, Gern. I know, it's very rare. But I got very lucky going into the Feywild. Sure. Any time you need to use it, you definitely can. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Well. There's a familiar lilt I never thought I'd hear again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice post. ticks 2016-09-15 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Vax'ildan. You're here too. Of course you are. Vex is here. Where else would you be? And thank you! My friendpets like my voice, but I don't talk to a lot of living people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Percival is kicking about somewhere as well. Probably with his head buried in something that's liable to explode on him. But I'm sure he'll make his way out to say hi eventually. It's quite melodious. And you've got more than an ample supply here. Just don't go wandering off into the wilderness, and you'll get the opportunity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. ticks 2016-09-15 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	He does do a good job with the exploding things, doesn't he? You're such a kind person, Vax. Almost as nice as your sister. It really is good to see the both of you again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Really good. Thankfully, he doesn't blow him up that often. It's good to see you again, too. You wandered off so quickly, we barely even got to say goodbye. Vex really is a saint, is she? So honest and thoughtful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. ticks 2016-09-15 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's probably the best. Met a man who blew himself up a fair bit once. Great guy. Made very good coffee. Had things to do. You know. Vengeance. Candlemaking. That sort of thing. She's fantastic. I've really missed her. I still feel really bad at how upset she was about my broom getting destroyed. She was so sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-16 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Yes. We rather like Percival in one piece. We'd be sorely disappointed if he ended up in several. Of course. One can never deny someone their vengeance. Hey. Speaking of. What do you know about a group called the Ravinites? That's my sister. Brimming with empathy and honesty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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ticks
2016-09-17 02:11 pm UTC (link)

I mean, if he did end up in multiple pieces, I could probably do something with that. I mean, it would still be terrible, but at least you could keep him. Or I guess I could probably just bring him back, provided he didn't turn himself into paste or anything. Don't do that much. Not that attached to the friendpets.

Ravenites...you mean the tailless Dragonborn that have been enslaved for centuries by the asshole, bigoted tailed Dragonborn? Yes, Vax'ildan, I am somewhat familiar with the Ravenites, given I am a tailless Dragonborn previously enslaved by the asshole bigoted tailed Dragonborn. Know a bit about that.

She really is a lovely person.

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	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-17 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	We would really like him in the land of the living. We're relatively attached. Yes. Well. I just wanted to make sure before I pushed any further. Because we're idiots and sort of got ourselves in hot water with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. ticks 2016-09-17 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	I can see that. Right. This right here is my surprised face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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daggerdagger
2016-09-17 02:34 pm UTC (link)

See. We figured traipsing into Draconia looking like ourselves would probably be noticed. So we had Scanlan make us all look like dragonborn.

And we figured since the only thing we knew about Draconia was that tailless dragonborn were treated badly, we figured we'd make ourselves look like we had tails.

Which apparently is a bad move when the oppressed class has risen up and murdered most of the oppressors. And isn't really hesitant about continuing to do so.

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	voice post. ticks 2016-09-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I can see how that might work out poorly for you. But I have to say that I am positively fucking delighted to hear about that. Not the bit where you lot nearly got yourselves off. But the rest of it. Bout time those bastards got what was coming to 'em. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice post. daggerdagger 2016-09-17 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	We did manage to drop it before we got ourselves murdered. Obviously. But now we've got to help them get rid of the dragon sitting on Draconia and acting as their new master. Which we were going to do anyway, but they put us on a bit of a time constraint. It would have been nice if things had been solved in a less... murder forward way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Vax huntersmark 2016-09-15 12:08 pm UTC (link)
	Help me hide the broom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Or you could take the opportunity to confess. That's also an option. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. huntersmark 2016-09-15 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Why in the world would I do someth8ng like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you did seem to feel really bad about it when it happened. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. huntersmark 2016-09-15 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I do. But at the same time, if I tell him.. I'd have to give it back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. daggerdagger 2016-09-15 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe offer to compensate him for losing it? That way, you don't have to tell him, and it's like you bought it. That could help clear your conscience. But I'm sure we could figure out somewhere to hide it in the mean time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Vax/Vex. huntersmark 2016-09-15 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh that's a good idea. I'm sure I could help him do something or make something or buy him something. I'll have to look around. Thank you, brother. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-15 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	I've had an awful thought. Nothing new there, really. Your broom couldn't possibly be his broom, dear. It has stirrups. And a lovely Elvish engraving. Clearly you were just inspired, upon seeing it, and bought your own broom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-16 12:01 am UTC (link)
	You're such an evil genius. Do you think he'd buy that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. daggerdagger 2016-09-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	You two are the worst. I love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-16 12:06 am UTC (link)
	I like to think we aren't as bad as Scanlan, at least. Don't be so sentimental, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. daggerdagger 2016-09-16 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Well, he has set the bar quite high. I'm sure if we persevere, we could manage it. Allow me affection, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-17 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	I have no desire to do so. I am still quite cross with him. Fine, fine. If I must. I love you too, Vax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. daggerdagger 2016-09-17 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	I can't really blame you. Sometimes he acts without thinking. We really need to talk to him about the proper behavior with friends. You must. It's your burden for having me around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-17 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, well, perhaps he could learn to stop messing about with the minds of his friends. I suppose there are far worse burdens. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-16 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Thank you. Yes, we love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. daggerdagger 2016-09-16 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's a given. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-16 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Quite sure of yourself there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: vax \| vex \| percy. daggerdagger 2016-09-16 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Only when it comes to how loveable I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-16 01:02 am UTC (link)
	And so very humble as well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-16 12:04 am UTC (link)
	I am both flattered and mildly offended. More flattered, I promise. Vex, dear, he believed you when you told him that you had dropped his magical broom into lava and it had been instantaneously destroyed. Of course he will believe it. You have an "honest face", remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-16 12:09 am UTC (link)
	As if you would deny such a thing. I promise it's meant as flattery. I'm sure I can pull off that honest face again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. pepperbox 2016-09-17 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Then thank you, dear. I have no doubt that you can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax \| vex \| percy. huntersmark 2016-09-17 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Wish me luck. (Reply to this) (Parent)