Huh. You know. There was a point in my life when I would say that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, but now... That's pretty on par with typical Tuesday.
You could still try. Trust an old hand at that sort of thing. Partners come and go. Sometimes you've got to learn to adapt without them. No matter how much better they made you.
Either. Or both. I meant the liver, but there's plenty around who'd probably be happy to help you get drunk, too.