Great is one word for it. So you're always cranky and vindictive?
I hate you.
No table dances, but threesomes and selfies are happening? Things really have gone downhill without me.
Attacked? By who? You're not normally this cagey, Cisco. Is he all right?
I know people. I guess cupcakes wouldn't be the weirdest thing.
Saying it once doesn't make it so. And that's not an encouragement to say it more. You did something stupid and regret everything? I'm shocked. Really.