Okay, you sold me. I'll come by tomorrow and at least volunteer, even if they don't hire me. You didn't really NEED the guinea pigs to sell me, but they didn't hurt. And I'm always happy to do tree rescue service. One time I did that for someone's grandson who climbed too high and then she gave me rice krispy treats with M&M's in them. Which was an unexpected job perk. Usually I just get hit in the face a lot.
It's always a work in progress I think, but I'm getting there. It helps when you don't have to hide who you are from everyone you care about.