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Tweak says, "CAKE OR DEATH??"

Leonard Snart - Captain Cold (chillout) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-02-06 22:25:00

Entry tags:

barry allen / the flash, iris west, leonard snart / captain cold, lincoln campbell

You know, normally I might be excited being surrounded by priceless dinosaur bones. But that really only applies when the they aren't actually still inside living dinosaurs.

They at least have a bar around here, right?

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	sparkplug 2016-02-07 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Yes, they do have a bar here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	This place isn't a total loss. Does it have a name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sparkplug 2016-02-07 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	I guess it depends on your preference. There's O'Neal's Pub and Pour Judgement. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Option number two speaks to me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-08 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Of course it does. It's a giant pun. But, on the plus side, Sara works there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-08 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Puns are cool, Barry. We may or may not have a free drinks arrangement scheduled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-08 04:36 am UTC (link)
	And here I thought you were more quick witted than that. Good. That's good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	portential 2016-02-07 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	~~lask;gflk;adgn~~ Snart. Hi. When did you get here? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Scarlet. Haven't seen you since Christmas, hows the gang? Last night, thanks for noticing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

portential
2016-02-07 06:25 pm UTC (link)

Christmas? Uh...yeah. Hasn't happened yet. Or it happened. Obviously. It's February. Christmas happened. But that Christmas, back home, hasn't happened. For me. Because of this place. And some things with the space-time continuum. Basically, as far as I can figure it out, this place exists outside the normal flow of space and time, in a sort of temporal bubble, so anything that happens here doesn't affect the normal flow of events, and if you get sent back, you go back to when you left and possibly don't actually remember having been here, at least not until you get brought back. Unless you don't remember when you come back. It's fairly random. You've actually been here before. And you don't seem to remember that. And basically I've been here for...a while now. And yeah. So, it's been a while.

The gang is...mostly not here. Iris is here. And Jay. And I think your sister might be here. But that's mostly it. And they're fine. Everyone's fine.

I noticed. Obviously I noticed. Because you said things and I responded to them. And I'm pretty sure the dinosaurs will eat you if you try to steal one, so maybe don't do that thing.

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chillout
2016-02-07 06:56 pm UTC (link)

So it's a planet set out of conventional time and space that has a thing for kidnapping people. Our timelines are off. I've been here before but I don't remember. You still have issues with word vomit. Nice to know at least a few things make sense. How long is a while? I didn't get a chance to put in for an extended vacation.

Lisa's here? I need to find her. Fine except for the kidnapping and the dinosaurs? Interesting definition, Barry.

I'm more interested in the bones. Taking a live dinosaur back to Central City might be a hard sell. There's not really a market.

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	portential 2016-02-07 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. All of that. Pretty much all of it. Three months. Ish. I'm pretty sure she'll find you as soon as she sees you're here. They're alive and they're safe. That's not a terrible definition of fine. Strap a laser to one and you could sell it to an aspiring super villain. Like...you know...sharks with lasers attached. Except a dinosaur. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	portential 2016-02-07 07:06 pm UTC (link)
	Or, you know, don't do that because that would be awful. I don't want anyone having to fight a dinosaur with a laser strapped to its head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Three months. And as far as you know that has no effect on anything back home? Point taken. But I'll feel better when I see for myself. I don't know, Scarlet. You might be on to something. Are you sure you want to stick to being a hero? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

portential
2016-02-07 07:16 pm UTC (link)

As far as I can tell. I mean, like you said, you saw me at Christmas. ~~And I wasn't~~ That means, logically speaking, I'm eventually going to go back home, and chronologically, it will happen before that point in the timeline.

I understand that. If it was Iris or Cisco or Caitlin, I'd want to see for myself too.

~~Except I'm not really a hero any more~~ I'd be a terrible bad guy.

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	chillout 2016-02-07 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	So the timeline's stubborn. You know, that doesn't surprise me. Not at all. But if you do happen to remember this conversation before you get back, think about re-stocking those tiny marshmallows. It's important. You just need a quality bad influence in your life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-07 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Tiny marshmallows. Got it. Super important. The fate of the world hangs in the balance. Are you saying you're not a quality bad influence? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	The fate of your hot chocolate, at the very least. I'm the highest quality, Barry. But it's counter-productive to my interests. I need a good nemesis or the game just isn't even half as fun. Of couse, for a fee, I'll take it into consideration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-07 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Which, obviously, is much more important. Snart, I'm not going to pay you to teach me how to be a bad guy. I'm trying to be a good influence on you, remember? Wait. Does that mean I could just pay you to be good? Not that I would. I mean, for one thing, I'm broke. And for another it misses the entire point. But still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's probably for the best. You're a little late anyway. Mick and I are already tied up in a big job. Might take a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-07 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	The same job that Ray and Laurel's sister are doing? Are you off being a good guy, Snart? Was I totally right about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Sara. 'Good guy' is such a harsh term, Barry. You shouldn't just throw that around. Makes me feel dirty. I see it as an opportunity to expand my criminal enterprise into new markets. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-07 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sara, right. Never actually met her back home. Maybe I like making you feel dirty. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	portential 2016-02-07 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I mean. Oh god. No. I didn't mean that. I just meant that you are a good person and I'm not going to stop telling you that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-07 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	No, please. Go on about how dirty you like to make me feel, Scarlet. I'm all ears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-07 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up. I take it back. You're the actual worst. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	startedablog 2016-02-08 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Barry, I thought we talked about this. You know, running things by me if you were interested in someone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-08 02:06 am UTC (link)
	~~I'm not~~ ~~I just~~ ~~I didn't mean to~~ ~~I mean, sure he's~~ ~~Nope~~ ~~Nope nope nope~~ You're lucky you're cute when you're being smug and making fun of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	startedablog 2016-02-08 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I'm just being supportive. I know this is all new to you--to us--learning how to love multiple people. It's difficult but as your primary partner, i just want you to know that I will support you. Even if it's your arch-nemesis that you like to make feel dirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	portential 2016-02-08 02:27 am UTC (link)
	~~I'm going to wheel myself off the roof~~ Supportive. Right. That's what this is. Iris West, I love you and you are amazing and I don't know what I would do without you. But you are also evil and terrible and mean. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	westallen. portential 2016-02-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	What if I was? Interested, I mean. Would that be okay? I mean...you're my primary partner and you will always come first for me. But what if I was interested in Snart. Would that be okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	westallen. startedablog 2016-02-13 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I would say give it a shot. Sure, Snart is rough around the edges. But I trust your judgement. We said we'll give this a try so we will give it a try. Even if he is a criminal. You have a way of bringing out the good in people. But if he ever kidnaps or hurts someone I care about again, I will not hesitate to punch him in the face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	westallen. portential 2016-02-13 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Rough around the edges is definitely a good way to put it. But he's doing his part to save the world now. And I've always thought he's better than he thinks he is. Plus he's really unfairly attractive. If he hurts anyone we care about again, I won't stop you. I love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	westallen. startedablog 2016-02-13 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Newly reformed ex-criminal then. If he's playing the good guy role now, maybe he's starting to believe you. He's a little charming, just a little.... Okay, maybe a bit more than a little. Good. I love you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	chillout 2016-02-08 02:22 am UTC (link)
	You know what, West. You're really growing on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	startedablog 2016-02-08 02:50 am UTC (link)
	You're not too bad yourself, especially now that you're one of the good guys. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-08 02:59 am UTC (link)
	There you go. Throwing those dirty phrases around again. I'm an opportunist. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	goforgold 2016-02-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
	Lenny! It's about time you showed up. It's not like you to be late. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-08 02:33 am UTC (link)
	Hey sis. You're right. I forgot to account for interdimensional kidnapping. My bad. Glad you're alright. How long has it been? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goforgold 2016-02-08 02:40 am UTC (link)
	I forgive you. It's good to see you, too. I've been here for about a month now. The last thing I remember before coming here was saying goodbye to Cisco after what happened with you and Dad. ~~I'm sorry being a screw-up.~~ I shouldn't have let him get the drop on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chillout
2016-02-08 02:58 am UTC (link)

Don't ever blame yourself for anything Dad did to you or to me, or to anyone else. Alright? None of that was your fault. He made his choices. I made mine. That's the end of that story for all of us. ~~I tried to stop it from happening and I couldn't~~ ~~I'm sorry~~

Our timelines are a little off. Sounds like I'm ahead. Mick and I found a few new.. accomplices, let's say. Might have to do some jobs on the side. I'll fill you in.

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	goforgold 2016-02-08 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I know. ~~But it shouldn't have happened~~ You're right. That's the end of that. New accomplices? Sounds like I've been missing out on all the fun. Please tell me one of those jobs include something shiny and very expensive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chillout 2016-02-08 04:53 am UTC (link)
	You did miss a quality bar fight. I'll tell you about it. One of the jobs did include something very shiny and very expensive but I had to leave it behind. I'll just have to make up for it on the next run. (Reply to this) (Parent)