I get that. I do. It sucks how you feel, but you can't really control it.
Would it be weird if I sent you a DVD of Pocahontas? Not that it's exactly the same. For one thing, I don't want to make out with you. You're super tall and have about four thousand muscles, but I don't think of you that way. Also, I'm pretty sure you're gay for Fitz. Or just gay. Or both.