Jurassic City - Network

There is nothing quite as disturbing as watching a trailer for a tv show about alternate you. Yes, TV, let me see her going through some of the worst things that have ever happened to me. Awesome.

Fuck.

I need a drink.

Of all the jobs I've had, border patrol is easily the second most entertaining. Second only because I liked being the boss and having an office.

Shield and being an Avenger weren't bad but dinosaur wrangling is kinda fun. It goes without saying that they all beat hydra.