I was cursed with a flat butt. It's the sad, sad, truth.
Ouch. That hurts me. Mocking my death. My very traumatizing death. But...the hotpants and pixie boots, I was young, stupid, impressionable. I did some things. Made some fashion choices I regret. Dark, sad, depressing times for me, really.
It was a classic look. Really made his eyes pop. Shame he got rid of it, really.