Fine, fine. You're pretty and you're awesome and you're smart and I'm lost without you and I hate literally everyone else except you most of the time.
Nope. They've never been here. It's a weird magical pocket dimension where there's dinosaurs.
Yeah. We died some really stupid ways. But we also died some really badass ways. And none of it stuck. So, I say we're winning.
Okay, bear with me, because shit's about to get weird. We got to a different world uh...some time after whatever you probably remember, and we had the bright idea to break up the Light so the Hunger couldn't find it. And we made Cool Shit with it. But Lucretia thought that was a terrible idea because the cool shit was too powerful or whatever. And so she made us all forget everything using a Void Fish and started working on collecting all the stuff. And you maybe died or something I don't really remember but she made me forget you completely and I'm really pissed at her and I'm only kind of remembering things now. And also Magnus chopped off Merle's arm with an ax. And I maybe have a kid. Kind of. And a boyfriend. Definitely.