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Tweak says, "Whoever smelt it dealt it"

Taryon Darrington (uglycrier) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-22 18:35:00

Entry tags:

grog strongjaw, percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington

Voice Post
~~Greg~~ Grog, a word?

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	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Which one? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I... [There is a pause as Tary tries to figure out how to respond to that.] I meant I wanted to speak with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	So more than one word probably. Yeah, alright, what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	More than likely, yes. As skilled as I am with words I doubt I could properly convey myself with a single word. I've noticed you seem to have an aversion to bathing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but if you want to try that'd be fine. I do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe some other time. Exactly. You don't like bathing. You should, however, do it more often. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	No, I do it enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously you don't or we wouldn't be talking about this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Why are we talking about this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:26 pm UTC (link)
	Because you need to bathe regularly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-22 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	You want me to bathe? Like with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response uglycrier 2017-03-22 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	I...er... what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-23 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I was just checking, because no. I don't do baths here anyway. They've got little waterfalls in the rooms. Much better. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	voice response pepperbox 2017-03-23 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Grog, I highly doubt that is what Taryon meant. And I have to agree with him. This is a different place and it would be better if you, perhaps, bathed more often than you currently do. Most people, for example, bathe daily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-23 07:18 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't think so, but why else would you ask someone about baths? He's not good at talking maybe. No. They have the showers. What are they doing that they need to do that everyday anyway? No one does anything here but sit around and talk to their little boxes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response pepperbox 2017-03-26 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Because he thinks of us as friends, and in the type of society he and I come from, friends tell you if they feel you are putting yourself at risk of judgment from others. He really did have the best of intentions. It's the same basic principle. It's hygiene, Grog. They don't need to fight a dragon to keep themselves clean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voice response wouldliketorage 2017-03-27 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	You know what they say about good intentions. I forgot, but they say something. No, the showers are better. No, they need to fight a dragon to have gotten dirty in the first place, I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Do you happen to know any healing magic? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	I might still have potions. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Just a thought. Really. Harmless, stray thought. And what strength might those potions be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I'm not entirely sure. It hasn't been important lately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	It might become important rather shortly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Nonsense. Percy asked me to do this. He'd never put me in harm's way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Not... intentionally, maybe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know much about friendship beyond what I've read and my friendship with Doty but I do know that friends don't intentionally put each other in harm's way. And Percy's wonderful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~Gods. How are you even real~~ Friendship is a bit more complicated than that, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Is it really? How? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 11:25 pm UTC (link)
	We're awful people, Tary. Vox Machina. We're a bunch of dicks and assholes. Dicks and assholes are kind of awful even to people they like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Are you saying it's possible that Percy asked me to do this knowing I would agree and that I might get injured or killed? He did once say Grog might still want to kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm saying that it's very likely that this was a prank that they didn't happen to think through very well. They have a tendency to do that. Pull pranks that aren't very well thought through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-22 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I see. Thank you for telling me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-22 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a bad thing, though! Really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. uglycrier 2017-03-23 12:01 am UTC (link)
	No... and they're hardly the first people to want to see someone larger and stronger than me punch me in the face. I'm going to go find something to read. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tary \| scanlan. dicklightning 2017-03-23 12:07 am UTC (link)
	It means they've accepted you. Trust me. We're absolutely awful to each other on the best days. I woke up after my resurrection smeared in day old moldy pudding, tied up, and dressed in one of Pike's nighties. And that was their happy reaction. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	percy \| tary. pepperbox 2017-03-23 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	My apologies. I did not think this through entirely. I hope Grog isn't making you uncomfortable. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	percy \| tary. uglycrier 2017-03-24 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	So I've been told. No. Grog is fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	percy \| tary. pepperbox 2017-03-24 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	You know that I did not intend for you to face any negative consequences, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	percy \| tary. uglycrier 2017-03-25 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	I had assumed that initially. Then I actually thought about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	percy \| tary. pepperbox 2017-03-26 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Tary, I had absolutely no intention of anything happening to you. I promise. Still, I am deeply sorry. I should not have asked you to involve yourself in this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	percy \| tary. uglycrier 2017-03-26 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	I know. Scanlan said the pranks are a good thing. That it means the group might actually be coming to accept me. (Reply to this) (Parent)