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laura barton is more than just a wife (hawkwife) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-12 21:44:00

Entry tags:

clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), laura barton, lucifer, phil coulson (mcu)

If I didn't know any better I'd think this was all a dream.

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	disappointeddad 2017-03-12 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately, it's very much a reality. It's been getting stranger lately. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-12 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Phil? Is that really you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disappointeddad 2017-03-12 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yes? I'm sorry, miss. You have me at a bit of a disadvantage here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-12 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry, I sort of forgot that all of you didn't know about me. I'm Laura Barton, Clint's wife. I'm sorry if this sounds rude but aren't you supposed to be dead? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disappointeddad 2017-03-12 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I see. Well, I suppose this is at least the least awkward way to meet you considering I did, at least, get a short explanation that you exist recently. All the same, it's a pleasure. And that's... a long story. Let's just say, Nick was playing a few cards very close to his chest. As he tends to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-12 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	At least you had it explained to you before you met me. The rest of the Avengers didn't get that, they met me in person and I think Tony had an aneurysm. I can't say I'm surprised, he was the one who helped Clint keep me and our children safe all these years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disappointeddad 2017-03-12 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Tony does have quite the tendency to overreact to things. Particularly when it comes to people. I can only imagine the other secrets he still has that haven't come out of the woodwork yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-13 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	So I've noticed. I honestly thought Clint was exaggerating all this time. I would rather not imagine. If I do I'll end up being unable to stop. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wantedthedevil 2017-03-12 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	It's not so bad once you get used to it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-12 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	A city surrounded by dinosaurs is definitely not where I wanted to be with my children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wantedthedevil 2017-03-12 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	They're mostly harmless. And the city's got a huge barrier to keep them out anyways. They are worse places you could have ended up. Out of all of the realities out there, this one is relatively benign. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-12 06:30 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen the Jurassic Park movies, they are not harmless. I'd much rather be back home with my family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wantedthedevil 2017-03-12 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Not the herbivores. They were always perfectly nice. And that's primarily what's out there. At least, closest to the gates. Pretty sure most people would, but we don't get much of a choice in the matter here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-13 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	That's true but they're still dangerous. You mean we're not allowed to leave/can't go home. Just what I wanted to hear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	theyremymess 2017-03-12 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Hey there, hotstuff. Come here often? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-13 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	Not really but if this is the way I get greeted maybe I will. Am I glad to see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theyremymess 2017-03-14 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm glad to see you too. Are the kids with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkwife 2017-03-14 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, they're with me. I'd be a little more panicked if they weren't. (Reply to this) (Parent)