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Tweak says, "Don't steal my eyebrows!"

Taryon Darrington (uglycrier) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-03-10 22:21:00

Entry tags:

percy de rolo, scanlan shorthalt, taryon darrington, vax'ildan, vex'ahlia

Voice Post
I... well, I suppose I wanted an adventure. I'm not too sure what sort of adventure this is but...

Is anyone else here? Jumbo? Little Elf Girl? Little Elf Boy? Antlers? Percy?

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	pepperbox 2017-03-11 08:02 am UTC (link)
	I am absolutely sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 08:04 am UTC (link)
	All right. But really. Who is this guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 10:52 am UTC (link)
	Aspiring adventurer. He hired us to help him become an adventurer. Then Vax and Grog decided to initiate him into the group, you remember how it went with the guards, and he ended up crying and spilling his daddy issues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 10:55 am UTC (link)
	So you adopted him. After nearly killing him. Because I remember how it went with the guards when we were still making shit up as we went. Either this guy is more durable than he looks, or you all dumped half a dozen healing spells in him to keep him standing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 11:01 am UTC (link)
	Basically yes. After Vax nearly killed him. And Tary Prismatic Sprayed us. Healing spells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 11:09 am UTC (link)
	Holy shit. Prismatic spray? Maybe he's not as useless as he looks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 11:15 am UTC (link)
	In all fairness, it barely did any damage. He has a Helm of Brilliance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 11:34 am UTC (link)
	A fucking Helm of Brilliance? Those things cost like 150 thousand gold! Seriously, Percy. Who IS this guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 11:37 am UTC (link)
	It's entirely possible he made it. He's an artificer. He's the son of a wealthy family in Wildmount. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 11:49 am UTC (link)
	Wildmount. Huh. What did you say his name was again? Taryon? Got a surname to go with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Darrington. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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pepperbox, 2017-03-11 01:32 pm UTC

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	uglycrier 2017-03-11 04:35 pm UTC (link)
	Taryon Gary Darrington, at your service. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Really? Wow. I'm so sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-11 05:04 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	A name's got to flow if you want to get any recognition, kid. Not be a freaking rhyming tongue twister. I mean, Taryon Darrington just trips up the tongue. Add the Gary in there, it's just that much worse. You've got to prune it, sculpt it. Tary's not so bad. Tary Darrington, still a bit of a mouthful. Tary D.? Perfection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	We are not calling him Tary D. Taryon, ignore Scanlan. Just Tary, or Taryon, is perfectly acceptable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	So proclaims the king of unnecessarily complicated names. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	My name has its reasons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I know. Doesn't make it any less complicated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pepperbox 2017-03-11 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	It really is not that difficult if one makes an effort. Tary got it on the first try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	uglycrier 2017-03-11 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	You seem incredibly familiar. Have we met before? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	I think. Granted, it's mostly speculation on my part. And you were quite a bit closer to my height at the time. Is your Gnomish accent still just as awful? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-11 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	You were one of the performers my father hired! The one he found with his handmaiden. I don't know. I haven't had the chance to practice it in many years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dicklightning 2017-03-11 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	In my defense, there was plenty of room in the bed still given it was huge, and I'm a very small gnome. He could have easily slept and not even noticed us. Well, I guess we'll just have to see if it's improved any since puberty hit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uglycrier 2017-03-11 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	He burned that bed and his sheets. I never understood why. I would enjoy that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)