Voice Response
Well, okay, not that it's any consolation, but that's not how this works? Or at least we don't think so at the moment? It seems that people show up here sans any real rhyme or reason, so I don't think you were kidnapped or stolen. Which is a good thing? I mean it's not as good of a thing as if we actually had answers as to why, or why we can't just whisk ourselves away if we feel so inclined, but the people here are nice and the food is good and -- hold the phone. You can turn into a Dinosaur? Like legit polymorphing or is it a superpower? And props to you for good intimidation techniques because whoa man dinosaurs are way scary and -- right.
So. Dinosaurs are a thing here. Like a real live, very sharp teeth, bad breath, thing. But they're behind big fences with lots of electricity that the guest guide strong advises against touching or climbing.
But that begs the question of how do you know about dinosaurs and [ an equally deep breath] Right. One thing at a time. Kaylie. Kaylie what? Since you two just met -- and by the way, useless lech Dad's don't usually panic about their missing daughters they just met, just want to point that out -- does she have the same last name as you?
The registry isn't showing a Kaylie, so it's possible she's not here, unless she just showed up and isn't in the records yet, which is decidedly possible. Seems like we're getting an influx of midnight arrivals, but we're going to keep an eye out okay? I promise, if she's here, we're gonna find here.