I meant more... kidnapped from where we were, which was definitely the middle of a forest. Not a city named after dinosaurs. Why is the city named after dinosaurs, exactly? Not many people know they're a thing. It's one of my classic intimidation tactics, actually. Turn into a dinosaur and scare the shit out of people who don't know what it is.
[ long exhale ] Kaylie. Her name's Kaylie. Short, brown hair, freckles, mischievous glint in her eye. Probably either cursing at or punching someone right now. Possibly both.
And that's... not really a long story. Youthful indiscretions, followed by forty years of gadding about, and then being confronted at swordpoint. About standard for your common useless lech.