Francis
Do I have to get you a wedding present? Because that's kind of screwed up.
Maybe for afterward because we'd probably either fight or not-fight, and either way it's better not to have people around.
Okay. But remember I said it's dumb.
Maybe we could get tattoos. In case someone tries to make us forget, then at least we'd have to wonder who the tattoo was for, and then figure it out and maybe remember.