A good taste in science and names. You're on a hot streak.
Socially Awkward is my hyphenated middle name, so, I totally hear you. I'm generally the kind of person who can talk to and hang out with anyone, but knowing when not to talk -- lets just say I'm pretty familiar with the taste of my feet because I have to stick them in my mouth a lot? Whiiich is probably another example of doing just that but anyway.
Aw. What? Really? What happened?That's awful. Do you have other things you like? And you're not being weird. Trust me. I get how bad things can ruin good things for a super long time. We don't judge at Casa De Parker. We also have plenty of other sugary options, like waffles? How do waffles treat you? I promise they're adequately covered in junk food.