Says you. I hated it when we fought. Then again, I hated it after the fact and I feel like most of the time it was my fault. Either way, we're glad that part's over. Hate to break it to you though Speedster, your rep's not as tarnished as you think it is. Even Papa Spider doesn't seem to want to club you for dating his daughter or being married to another one. So. I think you're just gonna have to suck it up Tiger. The family likes you.
You are such a jerk though because know you'd put my name all over it Meanie.
So. Stud muffin is out. Is that like, a thing that's out for everyone or is it just because it's me saying it to you and it's weird? I figure, if I'm going to have a temporary husband, you're going to help me up my game for when this is over. I figure it'd make everyone really happy if I started trying to actual people out on dates and not just dragging my various books down to the cafe for pizza.
Pft. You'd rather just have pillows when we could totally set up epic dinofights? And people say I'm lame -- but we're kidding. Pillows are fine. It's just mega weird that it's like...impossible not to sleep next to you. Not that you're a bad cuddler or anything. Just, it's weird?