I feel like these are secrets a sister should take to her grave, or bring up awkwardly at family dinners. However, seeing as there is a surplus of Parker related awkward, we are just forever going to pass on this idea and go with the 'it shall never be spoken of again'.
See. I like how you put a thoughtful spin on being gross. This is why I do not mind you being a defacto member of the fams, or dating my sister at the very least.
Oh please. I'm sure you've learned at least how to properly pronounce dinosaur names for your lesbian dino-pop up book. How's that coming along by the way?
And I would not get handsy with you. Again, see the part where you're dating my sister. Even if I think you're a super sweet stud muffin, we worked way too hard at not hating each other for me to put a boy in between that. Besides, my chemistry book would never forgive me if I got fresh with you and I need that book in my life Tommy. I need it.
...How's about we never joke about that? It was bad enough the one time I time traveled and he hit on me when he didn't know who I was...