Spider-family
The mad face is always a real threat and I will have you know I take it very seriously. Though you should also know it does interfere with my ability to listen to you sometimes. Like when being yelled at to go to my room? I would, but then I'd think I heard you say 'and sneak out the window' to go do the thing I was planning on doing anyway. Just so you know.
Do you have a sitter you trust for Benjy? If it wasn't for whatever this is, I'd say just give him a web swaddle and bring him along for the ride. I bet he'll love webslinging -- but this is not relevant at the moment because obviously he should stay inside where it's safe and I'd say you should too but I am not a hypocrite
Promise me you'll be careful and radio me if you need any help?