I'd ask if you really meant that, but I don't have to. Annoyingly, telling the truth seems totally the only thing we can do. Which sucks. Kind of. I like that you're saying nice things though. You don't have to be sorry though. Aside from committing social suicide and pretty much guaranteeing that I am going to have to marry a dinosaur, it was kind of fun answering questions.
1. You can be really sweet you know. I see why April likes you.
2. Oh Lord. Sam Wilson. See. Normally I would never say this but, seeing as I don't really have a choice now? I would totally take him and Luke Cage, from what I've seen in video files and stuff. But uh. Anyway.
3. You don't like to play any sports? I can see the reason why, but what do you like to do for fun? You know, besides writing lesbian dinosaur books?
4. I try and laugh about it now. It's way not the most akward thing that's ever happened. But I'm a Parker. No one should be surprised.
5. I don't know, the Spider-Girl suit actually wasn't that complicated. Finding somewhere to go could be a little difficult, but fortunately a lot of the pizza joints really like us and don't mind us using the bathroom.
6. No. It totally was. Wanting to know what a personalized projection of what someone would look like naked can totally be for research. It just isn't always. And sometimes it's terrible because I'm pretty sure some people have no concept of size comparisons. Or physics. Or reality at all.