My books are cheating on me with my Sister? I'm crushed. I can't believe it. I mean, maybe my anatomy and physiology textbook. I could see that. Darn horndog textbook. You should beat it up for me. I mean, especially if it's cheating with my Sister. Your Honor is at stake.
No. Well. Maybe? It's more likely I'll bring a camera and take pictures. But I might bring a journal to take notes in.