I don't believe everything, only when it's funnier than the truth.
I know.
You keep telling me things aren't my fault. You can feel like it is, but that doesn't make it true. What you did, you didn't do because you sat down and made a to-do list of things you wanted to do. It happened because of what someone made you do. They just made you feel like that wasn't true too. And everybody's got bad taste when they're young.
I have good things. Stevie, original Steve, you, seven kinds of cereal, soap that smells like food.