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✉️ Phillip! ✉️ That is rude. ✉️ We're at least 60% married. ✉️ I can't believe you said we're 0% married. ✉️ I ordered really nice pizza last night. ✉️ Which we ate with our wife. After we put our daughter to bed. ✉️ While our son was on a date with his boyfriend. ✉️ And then we had a threeway with our wife. ✉️ We are pretty damn married. ✉️ I'm so offended right now.